jigawatt to Sams Club: DO NOT CONTACT ME

Actual email sent by me to Sams Club:

I DO NOT WISH TO RENEW MY SAMS CLUB MEMBERSHIP. PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME ANY MORE. THIS INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO CONTACTS BY EMAIL, POSTAL MAIL, PHONE, FAX, IN PERSON, TELEGRAM, HAM RADIO, PONY EXPRESS, SMOKE SIGNALS, AND CARRIER PIGEON.

I should have included Morse Code.